what will the perfect guy and the perfect dog do? find out here!

The perfect guy will:

1.Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plan a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't. well, here's a locked one
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Take you for a wonderful walk at night, lay down a blanket, wrap his arms around you, and spend time watching the stars


The perfect dog will:

1. Bring you the morning paper.
2. Make you Breakfast.
3. Use the toilet
4. Flush the toilet.
5. Chase away 19 management.
6. Drive the bus
7. Bite unmarried females within 15 yards of you
8. Buy her own food at the store
9. Throw a Frisbee for you to catch
10. Not bark while the Red Sox are on
11. make the bed
12. vacuum
13. Chew up the AI contract
14. Growl at Paula
15. Brush
16. Floss
17. Chase away evil cats
18. Order 1000 of your CDs on Amazon
19. Sign autographs
20. Take you for a wonderful walk at night, lay down a blanket, wrap her paws around you, and spend time watching the secret squirrels


3 guesses where i got this from. people are just so crazy thinking up stuff like this.